Why oh Why?

It's a dreary Friday so let's talk about the things that go on in the universe.

Why oh Why....

Is a fantastic day always followed by the flu, a headache and generally feeling crapola.

Why oh Why...

When I feel like said crapola do the people driving in front of me have to be making out like some kind of porn movie. Honestly... My new positive attitude said ahhhh isn't that so sweet. 7 traffic lights later, Get a fucking room already! jeez!

Why oh Why...

must bosses have emergencies at 4pm when I am trying to leave by 4:30pm

Why oh Why...
Can't massage therapist be available whilst I feel like shit. And she cannot be available for another 10 days oiy!

Why oh Why....
Can't back up massage therapist be available instead of being in big city taking spiritual enlightment course pshaw

Why oh Why....
Can't interview process for new job be over and said job be mine as we all know it will be!

Why oh Why!
Can't my work cafeteria serve a good salad and a decent wrap on the same day? Is it really that hard to use the good lettuce for each item.

I think half of the planet is feeling like crap so to everyone I hope you are feeling better soon!

Get lots of rest
Drink lots of fluids
Chicken noodle soup

Ciao